Mean Betty on Jesse James
Since it may be difficult to start keeping track of Jesse James’ alleged mistresses, Mean Betty has a handy guide for you. You’re welcome.
-Mean Betty
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Goodness! It looks like we might have another Mistress Golf Ball Set on our pretty little hands soon! Classy women are just popping out of the woodwork left and right, laying claim to the extremely dubious honor of helping Jesse James cheat on Sandra Bullock. It’s starting to get a little hard to keep straight, so here’s a handy guide for you to recent developments. Don’t thank Mean Betty. Mean Betty lives to serve.
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Enter Gloria Allred!
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Right on cue … The most recent development is that we have word of an unidentified woman hiring the services of none other than our favorite patron saint of sleazy women … Gloria Allred! A round of applause for “Mistress #4” who is clearly a shade sharper than those who have gone before her. Why settle for a sleazy In Touch cover and $30K when Ms. Allred might be able to get you so much for in return for your slutty ways?
According to RadarOnline, #4 claims to have had a several-year affair with Jesse.
“I represent a beautiful model and business woman,” Allred nobly declares. “[James] pursued her and he had strong feelings for her. She is in the process of trying to decide if she will come forward. She has proof of their relationship including hundreds of texts, emails and photos. The relationship just ended recently after the scandal broke.”
Mean Betty just cannot wait to see whom this “model” and “business woman” turns out to be. Surely someone of the highest caliber!
The Help Starts Dishing
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According to Us Weekly, the hired help is starting to blab. Employees at Jesse’s West Coast Choppers bike shop in Long Beach, CA say Jesse’s constant infidelity was an “open secret” around the shop.
James would regularly post Internet ads looking for “hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs,” says a source.
Adds another, “He sees their photos, answers the ads and invites the girls to his office.”
Raise your hand if you’re surprised!
